The Sims 4 is the latest in the world-conquering virtual doll house series, a very unique set of perennial games that reliably arrive feature-light and skeletal, before fattening themselves up with downloadable content and expansion packs of varying quality. And if that’s not a euphemism for giving yourself a soapy seeing to in the bathroom, I don’t know what is. It’s a game with an option to shower in such a way that your Sim comes out feeling “flirty”.
It’s a game in which, if you read a book about mischief for long enough, you can convince another person to streak through their neighbourhood. The Sims 4 is a game in which you can get angry and do an angry poop into a toilet.
